Tuesday, November 25, 2008
blondes have more fun
two weeks ago when i looked out of my front door this is what i saw.
and i was happy.
then last week i woke up and it looked like this.
pretty i suppose.
on a CHRISTMAS CARD!!
because when it snows then i have to spend that extra time cleaning off my very large vehicle before i can even leave the driveway.
and you know what more time on the driveway means don't you?
of course you do.
less time blogging that's what.
no wonder i get annoyed.
but luckily m.o.h. bought me a new, super duper, handy dandy brush for clearing the truck more easily.
it was T - E - L - E - S - C - 0 - P - I - C.
this makes life so much easier.
i can clear off the vehicle without going backwards and forwards as much.
it was a pretty fancy implement believe me and once i untelescoped it i cleaned off that truck in record time.
and you knew there would be a BUT didn't you?
when i came to clear off the ice on the windows, the ice that was under the snow, the performance of this new tool was less than stellar.
because on the backside of the brush was only a vinyl blade which was much more suitable for washing windows than for scraping ice.
what the hell? i swore.
to be honest the air was turning blue.
why on earth would m.o.h. buy this useless piece of junk and tell me that it would make my life easier?
what was he thinking?
i scraped and scraped and was becoming very hot under the collar.
and the armpits come to think of it.
but i don't want to gross you out with that mental image.
ladies don't sweat as we know.
but only on the upper lip.
i was disgusted with the thing.
i managed to clear enough space for visibility before leaving.
i envisioned what i was going to say to m.o.h. when i saw him that night.
and perhaps even demonstrate where he could store this useless piece of junk for future reference.
i opened the truck door and threw the offending implement into the back.
and then i saw this.
on the end i had been holding.
so i've decided that it's best not to say anything.
and to use less blond hair dye perhaps?