i have been abducted by aliens.
i am on board a space craft and encased in a tube.
i have a 'probe' of some sort.
it doesn't hurt.
they extract information and data without me feeling a thing.
the aliens checked out blogs as part of their 'study' of earthlings.
i saw them sneering at mine, looking at each other with their hideous one eye and then back at me with disdain.
they slither away for an hour or so every day to sleep or eat or abduct more unsuspecting people.
i'm not sure.
i unhooked my probe.
it took me about 4 hours.
i've managed to figure out their eleaborate labyrinth of computers.
it wasn't easy.
strange keyboards and all that.
but i was able to log in briefly.
just wanted to let you know i'm still here.
i know people are wondering why i haven't posted for a few weeks.
they say they will let me go soon.
and apparently no one will even know i've ever been gone.
this happens regularly i've learned.
before they erase my memory.
i want YOU to know.
it could happen to you too.