It's 11.14 p.m. to be precise and I haven't got a thing to write about.
I've just scanned Google news to see what's happening.
Perhaps there is some kind of insightful social commentary I could make?
That would really make you sit up wouldn't it?
Don't worry, not going to happen.
All I saw over there was doom, gloom and bloody murder.
Tho' I did see something about Harry Potter.
So I'm guessing they've gone and made another HP movie then?
Normally my inner barge pole steers me clear of making statements on my blog that could likely incite riots.
But as I say, there's not much blog fodder at this time of night.
So, here goes nothing.
I have to say that I absolutely cannot stand Harry Potter books or movies!
To me they are complete and utter sh*te and I put them up there with those vampire books.
I've said it.
And I don't even care.
Well you may not agree with me.
And most likely you don't.
Because it seems I am in the minority.
The world and his wife love that stuff.
That's all you hear; it's either Edward this or Harry that.
Not to mention Hermione!
Has anybody ever, in the living memory of anyone under the age of 97, been called Hermione?
I'm sorry but it's the dumbest name ever.
I think that puts me off more than anything.
Oh that and Muggles.
I cannot stand Muggles!
Stupid, stupid word!
It's just so Enid Blyton isn't it?
I did read one of the H.Potter books, the first one, just to see for myself.
And I tried to read one of the Twilight books.
I remember how people were absolutely 'overcome' with the vapours about these books so I thought I'd better just take a gander.
I watched the first H.Potter movie too.
Purely for research purposes of course.
And I saw the Twilight movie on a flight to England once.
Couldn't avoid watching it really.
So, I'm not completely spouting rubbish without knowing from whence I speak.
And because I had nothing else to say, I thought I'd say that.
And risk your ire.
Well, if you're an American, you'll be too busy eating Turkey anyway to come over here and read what I'm waffling on about today.
So it's just we Brits most likely.
50% of you will like Master Potter is my guess.
And perhaps 45% will like Twilight stuff.
My truth is that I cannot abso-bloody-lutely stand any of it and my daughter is going to be royally pissed off with me for saying so 'cos she loves them both.
There's the cat among the pigeons and I'm off to me bed.
Talk amongst yourselves and don't go leaving me any nasty comments about HP and my maligning him or Edward Thingumy.
I'll just delete them anyway.
With my magic wand. Wingardium leviwhatsit.