Tuesday, November 1, 2011

It's the most wonderful time of the year...... isn't it?

NOVEMBER!
yaaaaayyy for November.
why?
because it's nablowotsit, that's why.
and we all know what that means don't we?
?
it means that everybody has to blog every day.
EVERYbody!
EVERY day during the month of november.

why?

i don't know why, do i?
somebody invented it and you HAVE to do it.
it's compulsory or something.

i was just mulling the idea over of being more consistent in the blogging department, when somebody, who shall remain nameless, but whose name is mark and who blogs over here, asked me if i was going to blog in november?

so how'd he know that i was even thinking about it?

is he a long distance mind reader?
or
?
maybe....
sometimes i mistrust this little web cam that's on top of my computer here.
when i'm not using it i turn it to face the wall behind it.
just in case.
well everybody does that right?
right?
but every now and again i come into the room and the little green light's shining.
and it's pointing right at me.
!
weeeeeiiiirrrrrd.
or what?
and how do i know that when i'm sat here picking my nose posting on Facebook, or reading emails,
that someone's not watching me.
like Big Brother
or even
his little brother?
who knows?

but anyway welcome to november and my daily blog.
theres going to be giveaways, prizes, fun, laughs, anecdotes, jokes and a few tears.
well perhaps not quite.
well okay, not even close.
but i will try to write something.
every day.
ok well probably every OTHER day,
or,
most likely twice a week

well i shall do my best.
just dont pressure me.
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p.s. why in the last few sentences have my apostrophes turned to this è and why have my question marks turned to thisÉ
i think iève made an error and hit the wrong key on the keyboard and caused this to happen, and i donèt know how to turn it off.
so can you just add your own as you read along please and thank you
if you could just punctuate my contractions with your own apostrophes i would really appreciate it.
ièd have put them in myself but you can see how thatèd confuse you even more canèt youÉ

10 comments:

Steve said...

Loving the stray accents. I feel all cosmopolitan.

Clippy Mat said...

that's because you ARE all cosmopolitan Steve.
oh look, no more stray accents, where've they gone i wonder?

Pam said...

Yea!! I'm so glad your going to do the nablopomo thingy. If you are paranoid about your webcam you probably should buy the new Xbox 360. Someone told me "they" can see into your living room now and see you vaccuming in nothing but your big knickers. lol

karen gerstenberger said...

Oh, good - I'm looking forward to your posts!

Mark said...

It's just like starting clippy mat - fees daunting at first, but bit by bit...

One down, 29 to go.

Mark said...

Can't let those typos go. I meant

It's just like starting a clippy mat - feels daunting at first, but bit by bit..

1 down; 29 to go.

Busy Bee Suz said...

You are so worldly....even with your typing.
Good luck on this. I wish you would blog every day...cause I would read every.day.
xoxoxo

Expat mum said...

ha ha ha. Wetting mesell at those funny accents.
And no, I'm not going to blog every day. You are well able to blog about nothing at all and it's still a good post. When I do it, it's just sad, boring or both!

Clippy Mat said...

Pam:
How did you know I vaccuum the living room in nothing but my big knickers?
I don't even have an xbox thingamy.
My web cam's also in another room to the L.Room. Weird indeed.

Karen: As long as you are looking forward to 'em that's enough encouragement for me. thanks :-)

Mark, it's a good job you came back and corrected those typos. I wud neva have tolrated thum cos I demand purffecshun in my commenters.
:-)

Suz: I can't believe anybody reads this tripe. LOL thanks :-))

EPMum: For shame. don't be silly, everything you write is great :-))

the fly in the web said...

Sympathise with your doubts about the webcam,,,so have never installed it.
Even without that, I sometimes have the feeling that Steve on Bloggertropolis has taken over my mind...just hope he knows what he's doing with it.