Sunday, November 18, 2012

I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.





because I have been working for the government, (and obviously i'm not at liberty to say which government), doing undercover work, i have been unable to write any posts for a VERY long time.

if my cover was successful then you probably won't even have been aware of my absence. which means my cunning plan worked!

my work is top secret and very IMPORTANT and leaves me little time for  much else.
when i'm online i'm mainly deciphering top secret codes, tracking agents, that sort of thing.

sometimes though, while i'm waiting for agent so and so to make a move or to send a signal,  i read YOUR blogs and i see that everything's been getting along quite nicely without me.

there YOU are, posting left right and centre and looking, quite frankly, a little smug.
well,
if i had NOTHING better or as IMPORTANT to do then i might be able to keep up with you.
but i do.
so i can't.

however now that the US election is sorted and i can relax a little, i thought i'd better take a minute or two to log on, as it were, to something that doesn't require me to have my eyeball scanned while my thumbprint is verified.


it's time to get back to normality.

and even, reality. (!)


so.... 
right then, now what?

well, er that's it really.
nothing else actually.

don't try to decipher this message if you're thinking that it might be some kind of encrypted code because frankly, smarter people than you have tried.

and look where it got THEM! 

 

over and out Roger!

 

 

http://www.kidzworld.com/article/7261-becoming-a-secret-agent  

 http://www.infowars.com/source-secret-service-agent-dead-of-apparent-suicide/

this is where I stole the images




8 comments:

The bike shed said...

Ok I won't.

Nice to hear from you again

Pam said...

You have such a warped mind. I've missed you!! x

Gill - That British Woman said...

not a warped mind, but a VERY vivid imagination....good to see you back.

Gill

ChiTown Girl said...

Welcome back, Pumpkin! You've been missed. :(

karen gerstenberger said...

You are hilarious!

the fly in the web said...

Well if the safety of western society is in your hands...I'll relax and have another coffee...

Steve said...

You're writing a new series of Spooks, aren't you?

Busy Bee Suz said...

YOU are such a NUT!
Lucky for you, I love nuts!
XO