tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post6332614828729385774..comments2023-09-22T04:56:52.113-04:00Comments on Tales from Clippy Mat: The Bathroom BluesClippy Mathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15922234265229327474noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-83344863874292367482012-07-20T22:38:54.885-04:002012-07-20T22:38:54.885-04:00Where, oh where has my Clippy gone?
Where, oh wher...Where, oh where has my Clippy gone?<br />Where, oh where can she be?!<br />With her laugh so quick and her wit so sharp,<br />Where, oh where can she be!?ChiTown Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09240876368610100419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-11396047622881072042012-04-15T19:36:58.471-04:002012-04-15T19:36:58.471-04:00I laughed so hard that now I need to visit the bat...I laughed so hard that now I need to visit the bathroom. Good thing I'm at home.alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16483907412532940799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-42763461815512686242012-04-10T09:12:56.242-04:002012-04-10T09:12:56.242-04:00Bwhahah Yes, I hate all of that. You know what el...Bwhahah Yes, I hate all of that. You know what else I hate. When the toilets are unnaturally high at the mall and my dear daughters can not hover as they have been taught! Shiver.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17218519474695662328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-33356215175608269232012-03-07T13:18:38.699-05:002012-03-07T13:18:38.699-05:00OMG i was laughin out loud, i tell you! i have exp...OMG i was laughin out loud, i tell you! i have experienced eaach one of these both as the do-er and the doo-ee.<br />i just lerve ya sense of humor!!! <br />BTW thanks for your support, it has helped me tremendously, and you have been SO sweet... you are a dearie... <br /><br />chrisChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09910078888984045131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-26596595326451175932012-02-28T21:53:54.198-05:002012-02-28T21:53:54.198-05:00Pam: I know! and that phone must be pretty germ ri...Pam: I know! and that phone must be pretty germ ridden after it comes outta there too. yeuch. :DClippy Mathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922234265229327474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-31298281527752327602012-02-26T21:31:52.537-05:002012-02-26T21:31:52.537-05:00Brilliant post Clippy! I agreed with all you point...Brilliant post Clippy! I agreed with all you points wholeheartedly. My pet hate is the person on their mobile in the next cubicle. I hope that the person they are talking to can't hear me wee (or worse!)Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443153003836499323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-70387959404431614782012-02-26T07:06:48.419-05:002012-02-26T07:06:48.419-05:00Emma K:
Portaloos! The Absolute Worst thing in the...Emma K:<br />Portaloos! The Absolute Worst thing in the world and I forgot to include them but then again I detest them so much I would pee myself before I would use one.<br />thanks for coming to visit and I am en route to your blog as we speak.<br />:D<br /><br />Vegemitevix:<br />In a word, NO! I would rather be poked in the eye with a sharp stick than have to venture out into the wilds at night and do my thing in a place where EYES might be staring back at me. That would make me constipated for LIFE!<br />In fact it's making me constipated just thinking about it. <br />Thanks for coming via EPMum. I'm glad you were cheered up and I'm coming to visit your blog now.<br />:DClippy Mathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922234265229327474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-61781881701531376452012-02-24T11:24:10.557-05:002012-02-24T11:24:10.557-05:00I've got one to add - you know when you're...I've got one to add - you know when you're camping and you're in a hot foreign country and it's all dark and scary and you go out to the loo, which is actually a long-drop, in the dark and you open the door and you're just about to sit down when you look into the abysss and see EYEs staring back at you? I HATE that! <br /><br />Excellent post, made me smile on a crap day and that is worth its weight in gold. (here from Expat Mum's) Vixvegemitevixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08499944412217904302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-89367785728249038472012-02-23T12:18:37.290-05:002012-02-23T12:18:37.290-05:00ha ha I don't really care about messy loos but...ha ha I don't really care about messy loos but I'm a bit terrified of Portaloos I'm always scared I'll drop my purse into their smelly excesses and I'll have to fish them out!MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-64107136514453399302012-02-23T06:59:11.177-05:002012-02-23T06:59:11.177-05:00Elsie Button: (I like that name). Thanks for visit...Elsie Button: (I like that name). Thanks for visiting here. I know what you mean. There's nowt worse than a running commentary from a little person. <br /><br />Toes: That's too funny. Kids will get you hung! thanks for visiting and leaving a comment. Much appreciated.<br /><br />Pants With Names: I'm intrigued by your blogging name so will come to visit, thanks for visiting here. My 'toddlers' have now given me grandchildren and so the legacy of bathroom embarrassment continues. My oldest grandson managed to poop on my white jacket once in a bathroom restaurant when he was toilet training. I had to smuggle us both out the door. (he'll never read this I hope)<br /><br />Northern Snippet: I am def. coming to visit a fellow Geordie's blog to see if I can learn what kind of nasties you've found in your bogs at the pub. <br /><br />Sandi: I know! Sometimes I would rather risk an accident than have to visit a public loo, because rarely do these experiences end well. thanks for the visit. <br /><br />Trish: I hear you. I had to hold my handbag's handle in my teeth once rather than risk putting it on the floor and the strap wasn't long enough to dangle around me neck, and I've also had to .... well we won't go there. Some things are best left unsaid.<br /><br />:-))Clippy Mathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922234265229327474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-71171225628758536802012-02-22T08:14:28.087-05:002012-02-22T08:14:28.087-05:00Oh this is genius! So funny.
The only thing I wou...Oh this is genius! So funny.<br /><br />The only thing I would add is: you know when you go into a cubicle and there's nowhere to hang your bag, so you have to hold it precariously on your lap and then shove it under your arm while you try and use the loo paper. And this is made worse if you've got a big coat on which you have to hoist under your armpits too. I HATE that!Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119443727504215312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-83572822952560309552012-02-21T09:40:38.883-05:002012-02-21T09:40:38.883-05:00You know when you try to justify an embarrassing v...You know when you try to justify an embarrassing visit to the public loo by saying I'll never see any of these people again and then they all line up behind you at check out...and they are snickering? I HATE THAT!<br />But I loved this post lol..Sandi McBridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09033518416111957858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-83820102264114468742012-02-21T06:19:20.989-05:002012-02-21T06:19:20.989-05:00Hello! Hilarious!Directed here from Expat Mum.A fe...Hello! Hilarious!Directed here from Expat Mum.A fellow Geordie?<br />You would NOT believe the things we've had to clean up in our toilet at the pub...Northern Snippethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07207173438875166390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-44319577754884352012-02-21T04:57:01.284-05:002012-02-21T04:57:01.284-05:00You know when you have to take your toddlers into ...You know when you have to take your toddlers into the cubicle with you and they work out how to open the door and do so when you are still sitting on the toilet with your trousers round your ankles. I HATE that! <br /><br />Excellent post!Dorset Dispatcheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10457466586411004146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-68679520041949869772012-02-20T16:35:12.803-05:002012-02-20T16:35:12.803-05:00They sound a tad more severe than mere 'blues&...They sound a tad more severe than mere 'blues'!!<br /><br />You know when you need the loo but all you can find are cubicles with very low doors, or glass doors or no doors at all, or not even walls & theyre never in a suitable toilet type place- always somewhere really exposed and public? This is my reoccuring dream. I HATE that.<br /><br />I also hate those cubicles on campsites that are big enough for your son to join you but not big enough to stop the swarms of people outside from hearing him insisting that you have a penis & you spend the rest of the holiday knowing everyone else thinks youre really a man in drag.<br /><br />Congrats on the award too!The Interiologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07115775559522929058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-70777525548239536562012-02-20T14:51:05.408-05:002012-02-20T14:51:05.408-05:00Hilarious! I hate when I take one of my kids in wi...Hilarious! I hate when I take one of my kids in with me and they give a very loud commentary on what is happening, and why I have this, and why am i doing that etc.Elsie Buttonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03768998561385293241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-75958857041524642492012-02-20T13:21:39.275-05:002012-02-20T13:21:39.275-05:00Fly: Civilised perhaps, but definitely a challenge...Fly: Civilised perhaps, but definitely a challenge. :-)<br /><br />Cheech: I'm on a quest to find a perfect public bathroom experience. I will try ChiTown one of these days.<br /><br />Steve: ... which is perfectly understandable and even preferable to some other choices.<br /><br />Fhi: I hope the Beak dealt leniently with you and I'm sure he/she would have sympathy for your plight if they've ever had the need for a pee in public places.<br /><br />Gill: I didn't even get to mention the one that we share with a few other businesses where I work. That's a whole other post! <br /><br />Suz: axe murderers are not conducive to a good public washroom experience I have certainly found!<br />p.s. I don't know why my comments even HAVE a word verification; I removed it long ago I thought, but I have done so at your command er request.<br /><br />Toni: an award? for me? have I got time to get a new frock? thanks hinny, you are very kind and I'm very flattered.Clippy Mathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922234265229327474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-85847415064467380432012-02-20T11:05:01.761-05:002012-02-20T11:05:01.761-05:00BTW I have just awarded you the "You MUST Go ...BTW I have just awarded you the "You MUST Go and Read This" award on my blog. This doesn't get handed out to just anyone you know!Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-55580794033865527092012-02-20T10:57:59.192-05:002012-02-20T10:57:59.192-05:00OMG Clippy - that, and the comments, was hilarious...OMG Clippy - that, and the comments, was hilarious. I htink you missed one though. <br />If I walk into a cubicle and there's pee splattered on the seat, I turn around and walk right out. I am NOT mopping someone else's pee up with feckin' single ply toilet paper, when we all know that all I've done is wipe it around the seat a bit and transferred it to my hands. I HATE THAT!Expat mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17798190669591053390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-85818289305177974042012-02-20T09:22:18.642-05:002012-02-20T09:22:18.642-05:00Oh my gosh.....I think you have come up with every...Oh my gosh.....I think you have come up with every horrible bathroom situation imaginable. And I have also lived them...and I hated them too! Especially the axe murderer....that is quite yucky!<br />xo<br /><br />oh, you gotta get rid of the word verification thingy clippy...makes me turn into an axe murderer too.Busy Bee Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18115487928147732314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-11094990421613962912012-02-19T06:13:54.169-05:002012-02-19T06:13:54.169-05:00I so know all about those and am wrinkling my nose...I so know all about those and am wrinkling my nose when I read them. I HATE using public bathrooms....<br /><br />GillGill - That British Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17456247587052149765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-89448548171458151842012-02-19T05:31:11.240-05:002012-02-19T05:31:11.240-05:00I'm with Steve, Clipstress!
That's why I&...I'm with Steve, Clipstress!<br /><br />That's why I'm up before the beak later this week!<br /><br />I love this post - p.s. I'm usually the one who parps, then laughs nervously - Thank the lord you're in Canada and can't hear me!<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />Fhi xA Woman Of No Importancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02194976046531063422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-56727732412120700022012-02-19T03:58:55.807-05:002012-02-19T03:58:55.807-05:00This is why I piss in alley ways.This is why I piss in alley ways.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-79050888089694432532012-02-18T22:10:32.082-05:002012-02-18T22:10:32.082-05:00Oh my Lord, Clippy, that was funny!! What the hel...Oh my Lord, Clippy, that was funny!! What the hell happened to you this week to get you going on THAT subject!?ChiTown Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09240876368610100419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3193817821028926017.post-86869345288359395102012-02-18T21:54:00.825-05:002012-02-18T21:54:00.825-05:00Your loos seem a great deal more civilised than th...Your loos seem a great deal more civilised than those in la bellecFrance...the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com