as in Monday.
in the a.m.
i have to go back to .......
how can this be?
why wasn't i born rich instead of good looking?
why didn't i marry for money instead of love?
too bloody late for that now innit?
and getting back to normal also means getting back to normal eating!
who the hell invented chocolate anyway?
i hope he burns in hell.
because, surely, 'twas a HE.
and why do people feel like they have to tempt weak willed me with the gorgeous food they made only to nibble daintily on their own minute portion?
yes you judi.
you and your hash brown casserole!
(which i still have a full container of in the fridge)
may God forgive you.
i promised myself i wouldn't do new year's resolutions.
what's the point?
but new year is a new start isn't it?
so all i'm going to say is that i'm going to eat less and move more.
in a nutshell.
i know, it's not original. somebody else said it first but it sums it all up and it makes more sense than all of that "don't eat this, don't eat that" palaver.
and that's it.
i'm going to bed.
i haven't blogged much because i've been busy with jenn and great nanny noo noo.
and now i have to go back to work, and i'm never getting caught up am i?
but if i didn't say it before, i wish everyone a happy new year.
and i hope the world chocolate market collapses and that everyone has to eat salads and broccoli the same as me for the rest of their miserable lives too.