the fat lady is singing

i have all of the diet books.

i have a scale.

i have a treadmill.

i have two of those exercise balls

i have weights

(don't use any of them)

i know the fruits, vegetables, protein and carbs amounts that i should eat

i have joined weight watchers several times

i've paid lots of money to be starved and to be injected with vitamins by trained nurses and doctors

i have had gym memberships

i have exercised like a mad woman for intermittent periods of time.

however, i am still, unfortunately, "eff ay tee."

but enough is enough!