Wednesday, January 9, 2008

"rules" to live by?

The seven dwarfs of menopause.
Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho

note to self; item 1.if you are menopausal and overweight and shopping in a mall do NOT wear a t-shirt, a sweater, and a big winter jacket. that's just dumb!

note to self, item 2. if you drink too much coffee and have hot flashes, STOP drinking coffee after the first cup. to not do so--that's also just dumb!

note to some other people, item 3. if gas is on sale for "5 cents off per litre" and you want to get into the mile long lineup jamming all entrances and exits at the gas station causing mayhem to the surrounding traffic; call me, i will give you the buck fifty you are saving so you aren't polluting the environment and WASTING more gas while you sit in the lineup for 30 mins.

end of rant. ;-)
NB: the plural of dwarf is dwarfs, i checked.

1 comment:

magpie said...

so glad those dwarfs are behind me!