Monday, October 27, 2008
DWTS goes hip hop, or clippy mat's review
holy hell batman.
susan lucci doing hip hop?
what a stiff.
that was AWFUL with a capital AWF.
i was begging the camera not to linger but it kept going back to the scene of the crime. *cringe!*
let her go home now.
and at least cloris went for the laugh.
well what else could you do?
m.o.h. thinks she's dreadful.
i don't know, i keep thinking at that age she's giving it all she's got and she aint dead yet.
her partner is another story.
what's that all about?
i don't know about you but i wouldn't know that lance bass was gay if i didn't know he was gay.
you'd never know.
that lacey chick.
if she was chocolate she'd eat herself.
get the camera on ME, i'm over HEAH.
why i oughta..
your 15 minutes is over.
the big guy? warren.
i think he might win.
he's getting better.
the young kid cody?
he's good too.
i like him.
julianne hough is amazing.
cheryl is great too.
that's the update.
oh i also liked tom bergeron's schtick about celebrities and their hard lives.
all the hangers on they have to support.
she's a low talker.
i can never hear her.
it's like she starts to speak and they turn up the background volume.
she sounds like this.
wruuuuuhhhh wruhhhhhh scores rrruuuuhh judges rrrruuuuhhh phonecalls rrruuuuhhhh Tom?
i could do a bit of hip hop if called on.
or line dancin'
oh yeah, i've had my moments.
michael flatley was a good guest judge.
we thought we saw him at a show once.
feet of flames or some other riverdance kinda show.
he came out of the performer's dressing room at the end of the show.
we followed him but it wasn't him.
that was embarrasing.
if not humiliating.
we had no shame.
but we don't like to think about it now.